Yarrrrr, mateys! Ye best be havin’ a daaaarrrrn good Pirate Day!

Ahoy, landlubbers! Far an’ wide ye come an’ gathaarrr to celebrate eh fine pirate day! This be moor than ‘fine’, this be a splend’d pirate event – yer chance te act as thee gentlemen o’ fortune ye dreamed o’ since yer mother bled ye from her sawket. Ye will all be excellent pirates or [...]

Triple Blawgin’

I’m a triple blogger today. It will make up for me not blogging for over a month (almost two months infact) .
Last week was my first week of University. It went pretty swell. It’s a small campus, but at the same time very large (however it didn’t take me too long to find my classes).
On [...]

You can’t spell Christina without ‘trash’

You can’t spell Christina without ‘antic.’ – It’s true, you can’t spell me without it.
You can’t spell Christina without ‘art’. – Sure, sure, I like art.
You can’t spell Christina without ‘can’t’. – But you also can’t spell Christina without can, so take that, sucka-what.
You can’t spell Christina without ‘cash’. – That’s right don’t you dare [...]

Life is pretty, but also shitty — and my rhyming isn’t witty.

Life is like a box of chocolate, you enjoy each piece until you take a bite of the nasty coconut.
With all good comes bad, but why is this? Why does everyone have to feel pain? That question is almost as inconclusive as the glorious, “What is the point of life?”
It’s odd why life is [...]