Phail

So…long time no see my old friend. What have you been up to? How are the kids? Yea? That’s so sweet. I—oh, very true. Yes. Quite. Quite. I hope the dog’s doing alright after the operation. Well, yea, that’s good. Oh! Hold on a sec—sorry, I have to go! I’m right in the middle of typing on you. Can I call you back? Ok. Ok. Ok, perfect! Talk to you then.

Wow, I feel insane right now. O_O (which by the way will be the only emoticon used in this blog)
And not just because I typed that ridiculously lame paragraph…

…so yesterday, I was feeling quite slick. I thought everything was going my way. I actually found time to do random things, like play Halo 3, rather than read my coursebooks (which I’ve been doing for the last couple of weeks nonstop). Still feeling pretty slick, I finished my last little bits of homework and at around 12:30am I thought, “Hey, I love sleep, let’s go do that.” But as I was laying in bed, I began to think about everything (you know how your mind starts thinking about every single one of life’s random details). All of a sudden a thought pops into my head: “ZOMAI, is my ecology report due tomororrow? O_O” Well, damn you, wandering mind. I told myself that I was pretty sure the report wasn’t due tomorrow, and that it was actually due in a week or two. But, I got up anyway—it’s better to be safe than sorry, afterall. I checked my notebook to look at the due date schedule. It said: “Due the week of Oct. 1″ O_O All of a sudden my stomach dropped to my feet. I took a double-take. Turns out I can read well, because it still showed “Oct. 1.” I almost felt like running around the house crying, but decided not to. I started the report (that’s right, started) at 1am and stayed up until 3:30am. Then I woke up at 6am to finish it off. By 9am I was pretty happy that I managed to remember to do the report. But then 10am came, class started. Turns out the report wasn’t due until October 15th. O_O LANTA JONES. Apparently, there was a typo on the due date schedule and I happened to print the schedule before the typo was fixed.

Well, the plus side is I have two weeks to fine tune my report. And I won’t be leaving it to the last minute. O_O (replace the O’s with ^’s)
The downside: I’m tired as hell.

In other news: “I Feel It All” by Feist. Go listen to it, fewls.

Sincerely Yours,
Blawg Neglector

5 Responses

  1. Poor luna. Now you really are going looney. :P I’d be curious to know how your report came out from sleep deprivation. Might be an interesting read once you are well rested.

  2. Meh, that has happened to me every time with English reports so far. :/ I am running out of ideas that I use as back ups. :/
    Oh and Stephen, I think the tried frantic report would be an interesting read. :p

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    That is all. :D

  4. Oops. I brok0rz’d ur page. >_<

  5. Aww, get some sleep, LoonaPie! Btw, I love your emoticon choice. ‘O_O’ will live forever and ever, along with Lanta Jones and Gina Howard. :D

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