The Dreaded Alarm

A battle has emerged, though not just any old battle. It’s not like the typical internal battle most teenagers go through during puberty, and neither is it like that battle I had last night playing Halo—no not at all. It’s a battle of two things tangible…me versus my dreaded alarm…
For the past two weeks, I’ve [...]

By George, It Must Be

The unconscious will of all organisms is to pass on their genes to their offspring so that their traits may propogate in the population. It’s the very basis of evolution.
This is true, but then we reach the case of humans, who partly defy this rule by not having sex for solely reproductive purposes (albeit, other [...]

Ultimate Forms of Flattery

Presented is a small guide for those who plan to address engagement in the future. If you and a loved one share the same profession, it is likely you will feel compelled to incorporate that mutual passion into your love life.

Peculiar Urges

Yea, you know you’ve had the urge to randomly throw your pencil at the front of the room while attending a lecture at school. You do have that urge, don’t deny it.
^There’s a blog, A’ron.
(almost as good as your “saturday school sucks” blog. though, it doesn’t quite beat it.)

The Art of To-Do Lists

To-do lists have traced back to the cave, when dirty, lumpy, obscure-looking little cavemen would write on the walls into the wee hours of the morning. Often times, cavemen-made to-do lists comprised of little more than two or three items:

But since those primitive times, we’ve evolved, and so have our to-do lists.

^_^

lolz0rs

The Trouble With Blogging

Remember when Planet ZB used to be filled with a diverse range of bloggers? I do. Now it just seems like Planet ZB is actually Planet Ben (I say we rename it that).
I have 9 blog drafts at the moment, and never posted them because I never finished them. I can only self-evaluate so much [...]

I like how I have about 7 drafts sitting in my ACP, none of which I will ever post. Delete or not delete? Vote now!

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^ I’ve decided that I’m going to post random pictures I’ve snapped at the top of my blog posts every once in a while. You can click them to see the full image, or just ignore them completely. For those who read my blog about a year ago, I recall mentioning a bunneh who had [...]

One Smexy Year

I haven’t blogged in two months. But alas, I’m not alone: there haven’t been many blogs on the Planet in a while. Though… we’ve still got Ben making an admirable effort to keep the Planet from feeling lonely, getting stoned and sulking in it’s own misery. Good for you, Ben. There is nothing like helping [...]

Global Warming? Let’s eat burgers.

Global Warming is upon us my friends. We’re all going to die, it’s plain and simple. Well, we are all going to die anyway, but the difference is: we’re all going to die in my lifetime. Global Warmings’ sweaty hands will one days pick us up, lay us in it’s palm and squish us like [...]